Who's The Boss?

Tommy Lee Jones that's who, ya punk!
Coffee vending machine, Tokyo.

More Don.Ki Madness

Oy vey! What were they thinking?

So lame, you'd want to buy it!

Get me those F'ing stockings already!

Sugarless placenta, anyone?

Tsukiji

Was determined not to miss the tuna auction this time around.

Got up at 4, got there at 5 and was still too damn late.

Wedding couple, Meiji Temple

They say if you see a couple getting married at the Meiji Temple, it's good luck forever. That's me sorted, then. Don't they look sublimely elegant?

Meiji Temple

I always feel such a sense of peace at the Meiji Temple... well, up until the first busload of Chinese tourists arrive.

Super Don.Ki Are You?

I heart Don.Ki in Tokyo. 24 hours of virtual insanity. Go for comic relief and to buy whatever you might need at 2 in the morning--balaclavas, a genuine Birkin bag, collagen drinks, french maid outfits or just a plain old beer.

And that's just one corner.

Fuck shelf arrangement--just put the rice next to the hair dye already.



The kawaii thing on the left? Those are eye patches for--wait for it--panda eyes.

That's a face-lifting beauty mask...now you know why Jason Voorhees and Hannibal Lecter have it on all the time.

Got a blonde ambition?

Hey, it's 2.30 in the morning. Let's buy a Birkin, just for fun!

No wait, there's a whole shelf of Chanels.

That's not what you think it is. Don't get Grandma any Pop'n Candy.

Stuck In The Cab, Canal St.

WTF is Malaysia Beef Jerky? If anyone has a clue, lemme know.