Super Don.Ki Are You?

I heart Don.Ki in Tokyo. 24 hours of virtual insanity. Go for comic relief and to buy whatever you might need at 2 in the morning--balaclavas, a genuine Birkin bag, collagen drinks, french maid outfits or just a plain old beer.

And that's just one corner.

Fuck shelf arrangement--just put the rice next to the hair dye already.



The kawaii thing on the left? Those are eye patches for--wait for it--panda eyes.

That's a face-lifting beauty mask...now you know why Jason Voorhees and Hannibal Lecter have it on all the time.

Got a blonde ambition?

Hey, it's 2.30 in the morning. Let's buy a Birkin, just for fun!

No wait, there's a whole shelf of Chanels.

That's not what you think it is. Don't get Grandma any Pop'n Candy.